Because being cold is rude and leaving the couch is optional.
The Vibe (what this is)
This is not a hoodie.
This is not a blanket.
This is a full-coverage, socially acceptable way to disappear inside your own house.
It’s oversized on purpose.
It’s soft in a way that feels slightly excessive.
Once it’s on, you’re done making decisions.
You can still move around.
You can still grab snacks.
But emotionally? You’ve clocked out.
Good For
- Cold houses and colder moods
- Couch marathons that turn into naps
- Working from home while pretending it’s fine
- Evenings that start at 6pm
- People who are always a little chilly
- Anyone who wants comfort without changing outfits
What It Feels Like
- Ultra-fine plush microfiber on the outside
- Fluffy sherpa lining on the inside
- Warm without being suffocating
- Heavy enough to feel grounding
- Soft enough to immediately relax your shoulders
It feels like someone turned the thermostat up just for you.
Product Details
Product type: Wearable blanket / oversized hoodie blanket
Materials: Ultra-fine plush microfiber exterior with sherpa lining
Fit: One size, intentionally oversized
Length: 110 cm (80 x 110 cm including hood)
Sleeves: Long, roomy sleeves
Hood: Extra-large hood for full head warmth
Pocket: Large front pocket for hands, phone, snacks, emotional support items
Colors and patterns available include
Black
Blue
Blue grey
Grey
Khaki
Light blue
Light gray
Light pink
Cow print
Navy blue
Pink
Pink dot
Purple
Rainbow
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Red
Red grid
Tiedye green
Wine red
Luminous
(Yes, there are a lot. Pick the one that feels right.)
Size & Fit Reality Check
- This is one size fits all
- Designed to cover you from head to toe
- Meant to be roomy, slouchy, and forgiving
- Please allow 2–3 cm variation due to manual measurement
If you want fitted, this is not it.
If you want cozy, you’re in the right place.
Care & Reality Notes
- Machine washable or hand washable
- Colors may vary slightly depending on screen and lighting
- You may forget how regular clothes work
- You will reach for this first
Gifting Energy
This says:
“I want you to be warm and left alone.”
Perfect for
- Always-cold friends
- Burnt-out adults
- College students
- Anyone who lives in their blanket anyway
Shipping
Free shipping. Always.
Even large comfort cloaks arrive without conditions.
Refund Policy
Comfort is personal.
If it’s not a fit, you’ve got 30 days to send it back.
No stress. No spiraling.
(See full terms in our Refund Policy.)
No fixing. Just comfort.
