The Vibe (a.k.a. what the hell this is)
This is a plush penis.
It is not here to be sexy.
It is here to be comforting, stupid, and deeply non-threatening.
With a gentle smile, squishy body, and the emotional energy of a golden retriever who just wants you to lie down for a minute, this plush exists to lower the stakes of everything. It’s absurd. It’s soft as hell. And somehow… extremely soothing.
No shock value. No edge-lord energy. Just a weirdly wholesome comfort object shaped like something that usually isn’t.
Good For
- Laughing when everything feels too serious
- Hugging something that will never give advice
- Dorm rooms, bedrooms, couches, and emotional support corners
- Gifting to friends who appreciate humor and softness
- Breakups, burnout, spirals, or “I just need something dumb” days
- Anyone who finds joy in safe, consensual ridiculousness
What It’s Actually Like
- Feel: Ultra-soft, smooth, and velvety—no scratchiness, no weird textures
- Squish level: Fully huggable with a satisfying give (thanks to full PP cotton filling)
- Weight: Light enough to move easily, substantial enough to feel grounding
- Vibe check: Friendly face, zero aggression, zero porn energy
Product Details
Type: Plush doll / oversized pillow
Fabric: Super-soft stretch velvet (elastic, smooth, very cuddleable)
Filling: High-quality PP cotton (evenly filled, holds its shape)
Finish: Neat stitching, clean seams, intentionally simple design
Colors: Beige or Brown
Sizes Available:
30 cm
40 cm
50 cm
60 cm
70 cm
80 cm
90 cm
100 cm
Age Rating: Intended for ages 14+
Care & Reality Notes
- Spot clean recommended to keep it looking cute
- It is large. Please acknowledge that before ordering the 100 cm
- It will take up space. That is part of the point
- Not a sex toy. Truly. Please don’t make it weird
Gifting Energy
This says:
“I know things are a lot right now. Here’s something soft and stupid and perfect.”
Great for:
- Queer chosen family
- Friends who cope with humor
- People who hate inspirational quotes
- Yourself, quietly, with zero justification
Shipping
✔ Free shipping, always.
No math. No surprises. No earning it.
Refund Policy
Comfort is personal.
If it’s not a fit, you’ve got 30 days to send it back.
No stress. No spiraling.
(See full terms in our Refund Policy.)
No fixing. Just comfort.
